This is probably the funniest thing I’ve read in a while.
Apparently some guy wants to sue Thomas Nelson and Zondervan for severe emotional distress because the Bible says that homosexuality is a sin:
“Defendant willfully caused me to endure acts of hate, discrimination, and loss of sleep, appetite, by structuring their New King James Bible to reflect God’s distaste of homosexuals,” Fowler wrote in his complaint against Thomas Nelson filed this week.
As a Christian, if I feel a loss of appetite after hearing this poppycock, can I countersue?
Hat tip to Katie Lady.